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freaking out in the hospital because her daughters medicine was not coming fast enough? Yeah, so that was me on the phone with the poor dispatcher from the extermination company. They arrived 35 minutes later.
And just when I think it cannot get any weirder, Fox 5 news arrives. So much for being anonymous in our new little town. We aired at 4, 5, 7, 10, 11. Then NBC showed up.
Not exactly how I pictured my 15 minutes of fame. I was recognized at Vons when I went to pick up my RX for more anxiety medication. Our news interviews now have over 2k views. And the funniest part, if there is anything funny, is that people who know us are not even phased by the fact this happened to
us. Just another day in the life of the Dafferner family.